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Der Sourcecode von Windows 98 wurde nun endlich geknackt:

Sourcecode_Windows_98
/*
____TOP_SECRET_Microsoft(c)_Code
____Project:_Chicago(tm)
____Projected_release-date:_Summer_1998
____Original_version_date_:_Aug_1994
*/

_#include_"win31.h"
_#include_"win95.h"
_#include_"evenmore.h"
_#include_"oldstuff.h"
_#include_"billrulz.h"
_#define_INSTALL_=_HARD

_char_make_prog_look_big[1600000];

_void_main()
__{
____while(!CRASHED)
____{
______display_copyright_message();
______display_bill_rules_message();
______do_nothing_loop();
______if_(first_time_installation)
______{
________make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
________do_nothing_loop();
________totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
________search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
________hang_system();
______}
______write_something(anything);
______display_copyright_message();
______do_nothing_loop();
______do_some_stuff();
______if_(still_not_crashed)
______{
________display_copyright_message();
________do_nothing_loop();
________basically_run_windows_3.1();
________do_nothing_loop();
________do_nothing_loop();
______}
____}
____if_(detect_cache())
______disable_cache();

____if_(fast_cpu())
____{
______set_wait_states(lots);
______set_mouse(speed,_very_slow);
______set_mouse(action,_jumpy);
______set_mouse(reaction,_sometimes);
____}

____/*_printf("Welcome_to_Windows_3.11");_*/
____/*_printf("Welcome_to_Windows_95");_*/
____printf("Welcome_to_Windows_98");
____if_(system_ok())
______crash(to_dos_prompt);
____else
______system_memory_=_open("a:\swp0001.swp",_O_CREATE);

____while(something)
____{
______sleep(5);
______get_user_input();
______sleep(5);
______act_on_user_input();
______sleep(5);
____}
___create_general_protection_fault();
_}--

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